Three Videos That Made Me Laugh Super Hard Today

February 10, 2010

Today was a pretty cool day in meme videoland.  I couldn’t wait to get to a place where I could turn up the volume and just bask in the audio glory of this podcast gone awry.

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Muppets are back, officially.  After their supreme rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody last year, we now catch Beaker’s YouTube video of his offering of another 70s classic, Kansas’ “Dust in the Wind.”  Everyone’s a critic.

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And finally, “T-Shirt War.”  Back when I was screenprinting t-shirts, this project would have been a hilarious pleasure to work on.  Never has stop-motion had such sweet sound effects.

(YouTube Link)


Great Anthrax Photo

February 9, 2010

Photo: Wish I Knew

These guys were the progenitors of Not in the late 80s.  They say rap and metal can never mix… Yo, watch the beat. It’s really great to be named Anthrax.  Not.


Marvin Gaye’s Star Spangled Banner

February 9, 2010

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This one’s for Wendy, who turned me on to Marvin, as well as James, Otis, and Wilson.  Salute!


Bob Marley T-Shirt

February 9, 2010

This would be an awesome shirt to wear out in public, just to see how many people respond to it.  It’s like that shirt that says “Soccer” with a distressed image of a football on it, only cooler due to it being music related, not sports related.

Over at AfricanApparel


Dreadlocked Mullet Inspired by Bib Fortuna

February 8, 2010

“I will take you to Jabba now.”

Found in Williamsburg, PA.  Link.


Star Trek: The Sexed Generation

February 8, 2010

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A lot of exhaustive research and organizing went into this ten minute exploration of naughtiness.  Wesley Crusher, I had no idea!


Marlon Brando Found God in a Fart Maker Toy

February 7, 2010

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Johnny Depp worked with Brando, I sometimes forget.  But this lil story is awesome.


Great Movies That Don’t Get Major Play

February 7, 2010

For some reason, cable television will always be in a rut of showing the same 40 movies each year, and that sucks.  Variety is the spice of life, and exactly what’s missing in the realm of “well-known” movies that populate channels like TBS, TNT and AMC, among others.  So, in a state of nostalgia, and an attitude of recommendation, I offer (what I think is) the most under promoted/worthy movies out there (and there’s a bunch out there).

1. Wonder Boys

I meet many fans of Tobey Maguire that only know him from Spiderman, and have never seen his earlier genius in stuff like this and The Ice Storm.  I can only conclude that this excellent character study of a film is not prescient due to the main character (Michael Douglas, no!) being quite the stoner.  Too bad the powers that be missed the message completely on this one; the scene where he throws his bag down is ultimate.

And the characters in this movie all seem to interact like a force of nature, yet are consumed by the very trappings that come with being writers.

2. The Sugarland Express

Early evidence of Steven Spielberg’s cinematic prowess can be found throughout this 1974 flick with the tagline “A girl with a great following.”  It has the intimacy of a heartfelt human drama as well as the expansive, chaotic elements inherent in 70s era Spielberg fare (many scenes from Jaws come to mind).  Based on the true story of Robert and Ila Fae Dent, Steve’s first theatrical film features the first use of a tracking shot in a car from front to back seat, and signified the beginning of a career-long partnership with composer John Williams.  It’s basically a chase movie with an uncharacteristically negative ending for Spielberg, but it’s a lot of fun getting there. (WATCH IT)

3.  The Ghost and the Darkness

Every once in a while I’ll see the cable networks showing Heat, the other excellent Val Kilmer flick made around 1996.  This one, while similar in themes of violence (albiet animal savagery, not human), is a suspenseful gem of the highest caliber.  The way the story plays off the similarities between the pair of marauding lions and the two men (Kilmer, subdued, and Michael Douglas, fantastic) tasked with hunting them down is a brilliant touch.  And yes, Douglas makes this list twice.  Dig this:

4. Fandango

For me, this was the movie that helped bridge the gap between teenhood and adulthood.  I actually broke off a part of my sunglasses in order to channel the character of Gardener Barnes, played with acerbic Texan wit and depth by Kevin Costner.  The road trip story is a non-stop adventure the likes of which are rarely caught on road trip films, filled with laughs and thoughtful moments.  The sequence where Judd Nelson’s character skydives is a perfect blend of plot twist, suspense, and score.  Everyone should be aware of this movie. (WATCH IT)

5. On the Waterfront

The video above is just a taste of the awesome power of this movie.  Karl Malden’s indignation, Brando’s doubts, Eva Marie Saint’s vulnerabilty are all on perfect display here, and the entire film is an exercise in doing it right.  (WATCH IT)

But basic cable being what it is, we’ll just have to settle for the worst, and hope for the best. At least I keep seeing this one on AMC, and it never gets old…

(WATCH IT)

(Credits> Wonder Boys: Paramount, The Sugarland Express: Zanuck/Brown, The Ghost and the Darkness: Constellation Entertainment, Fandango: Kevin Reynolds)


The Other Avatar

February 6, 2010

When James Cameron’s Avatar came out, quite a few people I spoke to about it thought I was talking about Avatar: The Last Airbender.  Being parents, they were familiar with this children’s tale that I’ve never heard of, and all I could think of was, “Wow, somebody didn’t get the memo about duplicate titles in one year.”  Anyway, here’s the Super Bowl ad for M. Night’s attempt to return to relevance… and it looks pretty dang good.  Maybe.  Never Forget.


I’m LOST

February 3, 2010

I think I’ll check out ABC and their thoughtful presentation of the LOST series recap.  I gave up on trying to understand this show eons (or was it seconds?) ago, strongly convinced the writers were just making stuff up with no clue how they were going to end it.  Maybe I can grasp the appeal in a one-hour summary of everything that has happened so far, and go ahead and watch the season opener.

But for now, the show so many adore can be astutely summed up by this gag-