My Star Wars Experience

03/24/2010

The less-than-shocking news today is that “At the Movies,” the long-running film review show, is kaput. The thing I remember most about this venture is the first time I ever watched its primal incarnation, “Sneak Previews” with Roger Ebert and Gene Siskel. The show had instant gravity, I couldn’t get enough of it. Although it had it’s ups and downs, it was always fun to see Ebert disagree with someone.

The first time, though. I’ll never forget it because I had just come home from seeing Star Wars for the first time, and “Sneak Previews” had a review of it. That’s how we rolled back then.

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Aside from a few media outlets like Ebert’s show, and Good Morning America, it was easy to miss out on trailers (I never once saw the Star Wars trailer in 1977), and other promotional clips from the film. In fact, all I ever saw was a GMA segment where they showed clips of the heroes running around inside the Death Star. Chewbacca and some weird gold robot were all I remember seeing from that.

Having been into movies for a while in my tenth year, I had been pretty much burnt out on simian type fantasy movies, and seeing what looked like a slight improvement on Planet of the Apes (and some dork in a white outfit), I made up my mind: meh. That was two weeks before it even opened, and then I went on my summer trip to my Grandparents’ house in Missouri, where I was spoiled and got to play for two weeks.

I flew back home, a solitary ten-year-old kid, on a Western DC-10. One nice stewardess* took pity on my boredom, and set me up with some headphones for the in-flight radio, which I immediately found fascinating.

Skimming the channels, listening to rock mostly, I came across a channel where some guy was talking, and I kind of left it there while I worked on a Find-A-Word puzzle.

Before I knew it, this orchestral number had started to play, and I was immediately seized by its power. I remember staring out the window at the clouds below, trying not to hyperventilate, as the music pounded away in my ears. After it ended, I quickly consulted the program guide the nice lady had given me, and discovered that this piece of music was the Main Title to Star Wars.

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It was merely hours after I landed that I convinced my Dad to take me to see Star Wars, and the wonder unfolded. This was different, I was immediately aware, and I disappeared for two hours, returning a changed soul. Dad and I talked excitedly about the trench scene, and the sheer awesomeness of the whole thing. And when we came home, the first thing I did was flip on the television, and there was “Sneak Previews.” I got to relive the moments, especially Darth Vader vs Ben Kenobi, right alongside professional film critics that were as excited as I was as they confirmed my zeal with their gushing.

The next day I started buying the cards.

As far as Siskel/Ebert and their legacy regarding this post, this is as close to the mark as I could find on YouTube – them actually reviewing Return of the Jedi. There’s also this, but I warn you to turn the volume down.

Behold, nostalgia:

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I love Ebert’s quote, “If you didn’t know better, you’d think they actually went into outer space to film this.”  Oh, and “flying motorcycles.”

*they weren’t called flight attendants then, and there were no men in that occupation.


Merton’s Return

03/24/2010

I’m undecided over the bizarre conspiracy theory that Chatroulette Piano Improv Guy is actually Ben Folds doing some kind of Andy Kaufmann/Tony Clifton stunt. That’s beside the point that not only has Merton released a newly (and barely) edited version of his debut video, but the two people who felt privacy violations were the exact two I thought of when I heard the news that YouTube removed this awesomeness.

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At the above link, check out the Skype interview with the otherwise anonymous “Merton.” He actually says something during the interview that tips the scales a bit as to him perhaps being Ben Folds.


The Kraken. Releese It.

03/24/2010

In anticipation of the upcoming blockbuster, Clash of the Titans, Urlesque posted some silly reproductions of the incomparable and iconic line: Release the Kraken! After opening up the readers to make interpretations of their own, they got a bunch of submissions. I love this one by Zeblue. If you have no idea what this is, well…

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It’s only a matter of time before Epic Beard Man gets a nod. See more at Urlesque.


The Endurance of Amelie

03/23/2010

Amelie Poulain will forever be my movie crush, and the film has enjoyed many aftershocks in the world. The Roaming Gnome, and the super-elitist meta-allusion to “that French movie” in Up in the Air, they keep the Amelie spirit alive. Now here comes a new viral video that was actually part of the film;  one of many videos Amelie posts to her artistic neighbor is this “new” meme-

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This YouTube video is almost three years old, and Amelie is about ten years old. I say she scooped everyone.


Bach in Black & White

03/22/2010

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Catman (and Compassions)

03/22/2010

Um, Christopher Nolan? Could you please make this a reality? Found at the most wonderful comic book blog, Compassions, in which I whole-heartedly agree with her opinion on the news that Chris Evans (The Torch in The Fantastic Four) has agreed to star as Captain America:

i’m not even a marvel fan and i know this is wrong. you can’t have the same fucking actor play two heros from the same universe. thats fucking stupid.

They must be playing by JJ Abrams rules where you can just use alternate realities.

It’s still a slap in the face to cast this guy as the Captain.

I’ve seen other actors who seemed to have their choice of roles ahead of them… they just stop showing up in movies, and this dude survives the technical failure that was the F4 movies?

Aye, no.


Gandalf’s New Gig

03/22/2010

So what’s Gandalf up to these days, now that The Grey Havens have become a drab and dull place to be? Head on over to Happle Tea and see what web comic artist Scott Maynard has to offer.


Binocular Soccer

03/20/2010

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This is kind of old, but thanks to Bits & Pieces it’s new again. It’s a game I’d love to try, and the whole result is twistedly reminiscent of a Japanese version of Monty Python’s “Upper Class Twit of the Year” sketch. Comedy gold. Also, the guy that introduces the fun appears to be Vic Romano from MXC fame.


Hoverball Cat

03/20/2010

Photo by Uproxx

Perhaps this is a scene from Phantasm V: Catsphere of Doom.


Chatrouletters Meet the Na’vi

03/19/2010

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Not as great as the piano guy, but interesting.

(March 23: Oh Noes! YouTube failed to remove the stick from its ass this morning, and yanked Merton!)

(March 24: Oh Yes! Re-edited/posted with whiners victims’ identities safely shielded)

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